Beauty Queen Burgergasm

Posted by on Oct 8, 2013 in Advertising | One Comment

Her 15 minutes started ticking away the minute [dirty old] Brent Musberger devoured her with his eyes and, ahem, his compliments during a televised football game. Now Katherine Webb is the one doing the devouring – of a really messy burger in a new Carl’s Jr commercial. Following in the famous for being famous footsteps of Kate Upton, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, Webb makes sweet, spicy love to a Buffalo Blue Cheese Burger that’s nearly as big as her head.

As much as I hate it when a beauty queen is compelled to disrobe on-screen after getting burger sauce on her blouse (you just know it’s going to leave a stain!), you have to admire her determination.  In an epic spectacle of beef, beauty and blatant sexualisation, our sweaty, breathy heroine successfully seduces the giant burger, one perfectly glossy lipped morsel at a time.

Yes folks, this is unabashed fast-food porn at its filthiest. And yes, this girl desperately needs a napkin (and possibly a beer).  But if the worst thing this ad does is extend Miss Alabama’s fifteen minutes in the spotlight, things could be worse. It could be Miley.

1 Comment

  1. Evelyn Jules
    October 8, 2013

    *giggles* Another winner! Thank God it’s NOT Miley. I feel like that should be on a t-shirt. 😀

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